The Way I See It #230
Heaven is totally overrated. It seems boring. Clouds, listening to people play the harp. It should be somewhere you can't wait to go, like a luxury hotel. Maybe blue skies and soft music were enough to keep people in line in the 17th century, but Heaven has to step it up a bit. They're basically getting by because they only have to be better than Hell.
--Joel Stein, Columnist for the Los Angeles Times
Is this why the LA Times is failing? This is the best they can do? And seriously, a luxury hotel? This is what he can't wait to get to? Sad. Very sad.
Oh, and check out #220 (For some reason, I can't get the link to go straight to #220, but you can use the previous/next buttons to find it.)
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To be fair, you should also read #224. And #225 is hilarious.
I didn't even realize there was anything written on Starbucks cups! To be fair, I've only bought them for other people, but you'd think I would have noticed.
. . . Also, what's the problem with being "better than Hell"?
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